Specializing in discreet observational methodologies and unconventional intelligence gathering techniques. Our operatives blend in so well, they occasionally forget which side they're on.
Our unconventional approaches to information gathering have been described as "creative" and "technically legal in several jurisdictions."
Our agents can attend your competitor's meetings while appearing to be part of the janitorial staff. We provide our own mops.
Why use drones when you can use pigeons? Our specially trained urban wildlife provide inconspicuous coverage.
Extract information during "casual" dinner parties. Our agents can discuss trade secrets while making perfect soufflés.
Coincidentally jogging past locations of interest at exactly the right time. Every day. For months.
Plants that listen. Trees that watch. Shrubs that report. Your garden has never been more informative.
Ties that record, hats that transmit, shoes that track. Looking good has never been more tactical.
Our R&D department works tirelessly to develop equipment that's equal parts effective and slightly ridiculous.
Looks like a normal umbrella, functions as a parabolic microphone, satellite uplink, and self-defense weapon. Now with 67% less Britishness.
Our fortune cookies contain more than just vague predictions. They contain high-quality microphones and a delightful almond flavor.
Looks like today's paper, functions as a wifi hotspot, signal jammer, and emergency escape rope. Crossword puzzle is always completed.
Our coffee mugs keep your beverage hot while recording nearby conversations. Battery life matches caffeine half-life.
Some devices may be accidentally left at crime scenes. Our retrieval department has an 83% success rate in recovering equipment before police analysis. Batteries not included in most listening devices.
Actual results from our field operations. Names changed to protect the slightly embarrassed.
Operation "Wrong Cafe": Agent successfully ordered the target's usual drink 47 consecutive days to establish cover identity. Obtained loyalty card with target's name.
Agent disguised as potted plant successfully recorded 3 months of merger discussions. Required weekly watering by office staff.
Agent working as "temporary mail sorter" has been temporary for 4 years. Has excellent knowledge of office birthday schedules.
Agent's cover dog made friends with target's dog. Both dogs now have playdates twice weekly. Intelligence quality: exceptional.
We're always looking for individuals with specific, somewhat unusual skill sets.
Ability to wait in queues for extended periods without appearing suspicious. Must own comfortable shoes.
Creative individual needed to give our surveillance devices clever, non-suspicious names. Experience with puns required.
Create believable cover stories for agents. Experience in creative writing or habitual lying preferred.
Test prototypes of "low-visibility" clothing. Must have good sense of humor about occasionally being seen.
Maintain fleet of "completely normal" surveillance vehicles. Experience with fake taxi signs a plus.
Teach agents how to convincingly forget they've met someone before. Amnesia experience not required but helpful.
All communications handled with maximum discretion and plausible deniability.
Leave messages in specific library books. We recommend mystery section for added plausibility.
Order specific pastries to convey messages. "One chocolate croissant" means "meet at usual location."
Messages appear in newspaper personal sections. Look for ads mentioning "lonely panda seeks bamboo."
If contacted by anyone claiming to be from Spyied, they're probably not. Our real agents would never admit it.
To begin discreet communications, verify your understanding of operational protocols.