From corporate intelligence to neighbor monitoring, we offer a comprehensive range of surveillance services. All conducted with maximum discretion and questionable legality.
Our most popular and effective surveillance methodologies.
Our agents can attend your competitor's meetings while appearing to be part of the janitorial staff. We provide our own mops.
Why use drones when you can use pigeons? Our specially trained urban wildlife provide inconspicuous coverage.
Extract information during "casual" dinner parties. Our agents can discuss trade secrets while making perfect soufflés.
Coincidentally jogging past locations of interest at exactly the right time. Every day. For months.
Plants that listen. Trees that watch. Shrubs that report. Your garden has never been more informative.
Ties that record, hats that transmit, shoes that track. Looking good has never been more tactical.
Organized by operational methodology and clearance requirements.
Traditional surveillance requiring human operatives. Minimal technological requirements, maximum social awkwardness.
Gadget-based operations involving specialized equipment. Batteries not included. Technical support limited.
Utilizing animals, plants, and other non-human operatives. Unpredictable but surprisingly effective.
How we turn observation into actionable intelligence (or at least amusing anecdotes).
We meet at a "completely random" location (usually a park bench or coffee shop) to discuss your surveillance needs. All conversations are conducted in code phrases about the weather.
Our team develops a customized surveillance plan involving pigeons, potted plants, or unusually persistent joggers. All plans include backup excuses if discovered.
Agents are deployed with appropriate cover identities (tourist, bird watcher, lost person). Equipment is disguised as everyday objects like coffee cups or newspapers.
Our operatives collect information through observation, casual conversation, and strategically placed listening plants. All data is recorded on "encrypted" napkins.
Findings are delivered via secure methods: dead drop in library book, coded message in newspaper personal ad, or carrier pigeon (weather permitting).
Flexible pricing for all surveillance needs, from casual observation to full-scale operations.
Entry-level surveillance for beginners and the budget-conscious
Our most popular package for serious surveillance needs
Comprehensive surveillance for maximum intelligence gathering
Common inquiries about our surveillance services and operational procedures.
Contact us today to discuss your surveillance needs. Initial consultations are conducted at "random" park benches and include complimentary coffee.