Our R&D department works tirelessly to develop surveillance equipment that's equal parts effective and slightly ridiculous. Each device is field-tested by agents who may or may not understand how it works.
Our most popular (and questionably legal) gadgets, now in their 3rd or 4th iteration.
Latest model includes 360-degree audio capture, rain detection (closes automatically), and a built-in taser for "persuasive conversations." Now 30% less suspicious looking.
Looks like your morning paper, functions as 4K camera, wifi hotspot, signal jammer, and emergency smoke screen. Crossword always completed to maintain cover.
Organized by surveillance method and questionable legality.
Gadgets disguised as food items. Because nothing says "covert" like a listening device in your dessert.
Fashion meets function. Our clothing records, transmits, and looks good doing it.
Plants that listen, flowers that film, shrubs that surveil. Your garden will never be the same.
Why use drones when you can use pigeons? Urban wildlife doing our bidding (mostly).
Coffee cups that record, water bottles that watch, wine glasses that wiretap.
Tools for the boardroom battleground. Because corporate espionage should look professional.
Where great ideas become questionable gadgets.
Every gadget starts as a "what if" question, usually asked over coffee at 3 AM. Our process involves equal parts engineering brilliance and "let's see what happens."
"What if a pigeon could carry a camera?" Usually followed by extensive bird research.
Building the first version. Often involves duct tape and optimistic soldering.
Giving it to an agent with instructions like "see if it works." Results vary.
Fixing the things that caught fire or confused the agent. Adding more duct tape.
Shipping to agents with crossed fingers and liability waivers.
Try our virtual prototypes. No actual surveillance will occur (probably).
Choose from our virtual prototypes below. All demonstrations are completely fictional and possibly impractical.
Because even the best surveillance technology needs occasional help.
3-5 business days via unmarked van. Driver will avoid eye contact.
Delivery by pigeon. Timing depends on bird motivation and weather.
We'll hide it somewhere and send you cryptic clues to find it.
Need immediate assistance? Use the bakery code phrase: "One chocolate croissant, extra surveillance."